ABOUT



FELIX LOWE

SHADOW KING


BIRTHDAY

March 14

HEIGHT

6'4" (193 cm)

DIVINE RIGHT

Shadow Manipulation

ROYAL CREST

High Priestess Rx

ZODIAC

ASC ♐︎ | SUN ♓︎ | MOON ♒︎

MBTI

ENFJ


QUALITIES

Professional Coward. Irony Poisoned. Aspirational Spook. Anarcho Pansexual Gremlin. Social Degeneracy Advocate. Likes Drugs A Normal Amount. Notary-Certified Wife Guy. Espionage Super Star.


LIKES

Singing. Dancing. Parkour. Novelty glasses. Vaping. Getting high. Being insulted. Vending machine snacks. Stealing. Infamy. Topping. Cute people. Twinks. Jolanka.


DISLIKES

Being complimented. Needles. The Court.


DESCRIPTION

A Royal who manipulates shadows, a quality that earns Felix the status of top spy for the Court — a fact which confuses everyone, as he’s notoriously lazy with his assignments if not for a handler keeping him on task. For whatever reason, the Court is permissive of his negligence and irreverence, which earns him the appearance of the golden child who can do no wrong. Chaotic, antagonistic, and extremely contrarian, it’s clear Felix’s sole ambition is to be disliked on ideological principle.


Felix is happily married to his longtime handler, Jolanka, who is the only person he earnestly gets along with and is anxious to be liked by — which makes it nerve-wracking she’s unhappy that she was left behind in his dust and wants words with him.


JOLANKA

ROYAL HANDLER


BIRTHDAY

December 24

HEIGHT

5’8” (172cm)

OCCUPATION

Royal Handler

SPECIALTY

Martial Arts

ZODIAC

ASC ♍︎ | SUN ♑︎ | MOON ♈︎

MBTI

INTJ


QUALITIES

Overqualified Goon. Staring Contest Champion. Royal Cat Herder. Weaponized Depression Specialist. Extremely Bad At 20 Questions. Expensive.


LIKES

Long hair. Earrings. Jewelry. Punching things. Sudoku. Gacha games. Protein smoothies. Avocado toast. Children. Meditation. Working out. Morning stretches. Dancing. Gardening. Breaking faces. Yoga pants. Felix.


DISLIKES

Meditation. Cigarettes.


DESCRIPTION

An agent of the Court who specializes in subjugating Royals by pure martial prowess. Very autistic, Jolanka is known for her dry disposition, cool temper, and unapologetic bluntness. Beautiful, fashionable, ultra femme — and yet a complete muscle-headed jock. She destroys in combat, having exponentially more wins than losses to her name. Jolanka is always cheerfully looking for her next fight, which she gets plenty of by letting Felix antagonize anyone he talks to.


Jolanka took on Felix as an assignment to distance herself from her ascetic upbringing with the Order, and ever since has been on a journey to revel in the indulgences she was once denied. Inexplicably happily married to Felix, though she gets extremely incensed when he dumps her to run around their 10th anniversary.


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